I can finish this sentence for you in many ways.
1. When your nutrition teacher breaks a bench by sitting o it
2. When you see someone not getting up to get the remote, which is a whole four feet away.
3. When someone leaves their entire fortune to their cat.
4. When someone declares agriculture among one of the top ten most useless degrees.
5. When a show like Jersey Shore can come into being.
6. When a girl like me can get into Algebra Honors.
7. When a certain book that I shall not name TWILIHT can get published.
8. When an entire industry can be built around preparing for the Zombie Apocalypse.
9. When someone complains about a family of nineteen having the older siblings care for younger siblings.
10. When a student throws half of their lunch tray away because it tasted a little odd. (I'm guilty of this one)
11. When you can see people dressing up like lady gaga nowhere near halloween.
12. When a kid complains about only getting half a dozen presents for Christmas.
13. When Hollywood spends a lot of money to produce a movie with practically no plot whatsoever, that becomes a box office hit only due to the actors starring in ut.
14. When your opinion suddenly matters the day you turn eighteen.
15. When a model becomes more important to the public than a guy trying to find a cure to cancer
16. When intelligence is considered second to beauty.
17. When a dog has his own rustic style oak bed with a built in doggie bowl.
More to come!
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